Archive for April, 2011

A trip to Disney

April 26, 2011

Warning: The following has nothing to do with sports, unless driving by Disney’s Wide World of Sports four times in a week counts.

So, as you can see from the picture, the family (extended by my wife’s parents) spent a week in Orlando at Disney and Universal.

We learned a few things:

1. Autism can rear its head at a moment’s notice. We knew that we were taking a risk exposing the boy to the unpredictable elements of theme parks, crowds, air travel and a week in a strange house.

And, for the most part, it went really well.

But there were still times when you could see the internal battle written all over his face and hear his voice drop to a whisper in an effort to deal with the assault on his senses.

I’m proud of the boy for the way he handled a crazy, crazy week.

I think he may have even had a good time.

The folks at Universal were wonderful with Ethan’s accommodations. They were patient, and they helped us avoid what would have been an hour wait on anything in the park at both Islands of Adventure and the main park.

The Disney folks were also helpful, but seemed overwhelmed a bit by the sheer number of folks on some days.

Without their help, the trip wouldn’t have been possible.

2. Visiting central Florida in mid April should be avoided at all costs. OK, I’m exaggerating a bit. But it was somewhere between 85 and 92 every day, with a sun weighing heavier than the labor crisis over the NFL.

There’s a sports reference.

It was Ethan’s spring break, which meant that he had the week off of school.

That’s great.

So did everyone else.

It was very busy. How busy, you ask?


On Monday, at Magic Kingdom, the park reached its close-the-parking capacity of 75,000.

I believe it. It was insane.

If you were making a list of stuff I can live without, being hot and crowded would be near the very top.

Magic Kingdom was packed, and though the crowds thinned a bit as the week rolled on, it was still more folks than I like to be around.

3. If you’re shopping, make sure it fits in a bag. Otherwise, you’ll wind up in the UPS store on the Friday morning before you fly back mailing a Harry Potter broomstick to yourself.

You would think you could put a Nimbus 2000 on autopilot, but it seems that’s a no-go.

4. Anything that can go wrong, usually will. If Ethan wasn’t having enough issues dealing with the trip, he can down with an ear infection that forced us to visit a minute clinic for some prescription ear drops. I guess his pool acrobatics, including an assortment of front and back flips, finally caught up with him.

5. If you’re going somewhere, let my wife plan it.

The house we stayed in was sweet! Four beds, three baths and a screened-in, in-ground pool.

All for cheaper than we paid for park admission.

Yeah, she’s awesome.

6. Spending a week in close proximity to my son is very amusing. Some highlights:

“Hey, that looks like the earth down there,” on his view from the plane

Singing from the pool, to the tune of Black Eyed Peas’ ‘Imma Be,’ “Imma be swimming in the pool. Imma be getting my goggles untied…”

A guy sees Ethan’s new Harry Potter broomstick and says, “hey, is that the new Nimbus 2000?” Ethan’s response? “I’m not allowed to talk to strangers.”

7. OK, here are my thoughts on the parks in order of sampling:

A. Universal Islands of Adventure: Fun. Lots of fun. Ethan loved meeting the superheroes and riding the rides. It wasn’t too crowded, except for the Harry Potter part, and it was just an all-around good experience.

B. Magic Kingdom: You need to see the castle and late-night fireworks, just to say you did. You need to ride Space Mountain, because Ric Flair said so. The Pirates of the Caribbean ride was cool, too.

The rest?


C. Disney Hollywood Studios: Way too much pavement for a 90-plus degree day, but I thought it looked cool. Tuesday was probably Ethan’s most challenging day, so perhaps it skews my opinion a little, but I wasn’t blown away.

D. Universal: A good park, but it was very, very busy. The ride lines, even with our assistance pass, were a test of patience and understanding.

And no, I didn’t pass.

E. Epcot: Far and away, my favorite park. Plenty of kid stuff, with some adult fun added in. Easily could have went twice, even though the boy provided a numbered list as to why he didn’t want to ride the boat across the lagoon.

F. Animal Kingdom: It’s a zoo with Disney characters. But it has some nice attractions, a slew of cool animals and plenty of shade…

8. There are some things worth knowing about Florida. First of all, even at 5 a.m., there’s always traffic on I-4 in Orlando. Next, get ready to wait in line. At parks, on the highway, on off-ramps, at the Western Union in Publix and in any restaurant just know that there are at least five people from Florida already waiting there.

All kidding aside, no one that went on this trip had ever been to Disney. My family couldn’t afford it when I was young, and neither could my wife’s.

My son will be able to say that’s he’s been. He took his autograph book and picture with Spiderman – his new most-prized possession – to school for another Ethan-inspired show and tell.

He beams with happiness when telling people how Lisa (from the Simpsons) played with his hair and how Minnie Mouse gave him a kiss.

There are more than 180 pictures of the trip in my wife’s Facebook folder, and I bet 170 have Ethan in there somewhere.

And even after the first 981 words of this past, only one thing tells that it was all worth it:

He’s smiling in every one of them.


Drama done right

April 11, 2011

I had never heard of Charl Schwartzel before this weekend.

Yet he took home the green jacket yesterday at Augusta with four birdies down the stretch to win going away.

I dare say it was the best few hours of golf I’ve ever watched, though I freely admit that my sample size is not all that large.

Wonderful stuff yesterday. Really enjoyed it.

Manny being Manny…again

Manny Ramirez retired from baseball over the weekend, in the wake of becoming baseball’s first two-time loser in its PED testing policy.

Rather than face a 100-game suspension, he slipped out the clubhouse door and off into the sunset.

Good riddance, I say, to a guy that decided long ago that – because he can hit a baseball – that the rules of decency and fair play don’t apply to him.

I hope he never sniffs the Hall of Fame. In fact, I think he should have to stay 100 miles away from Cooperstown for all eternity.

What a muppet.

Disney alert

I’m heading down to sunny Florida Saturday to take in Disney and Universal with the wife, boy and parents-in-law.

Here’s hoping for good times and a lack of sun burn…


The dawn of a new era?

April 5, 2011

I hope you all enjoyed last night’s snooze fest of a national championship game.

I guess, if you’re a UConn fan with enough moral flexibility to gloss over the fact that your coach is a cheater, you liked it just fine.

Cinderella stories are fine. They make for good theater.

Those teams also, quite often, get their doors blown off in title games.

There are exceptions, of course. Villanova (1985), N.C. State (1983) and Texas Western (1966) come to mind.

All credit to Brad Stevens and Butler for making back-to-back title games. It’s a remarkable achievement, and one worthy of all the praise being heaped on the coach and his program.

But they COULD NOT SCORE last night. Athlete for athlete, Butler got exposed. Connecticut played them straight up on defense and all the ball screens in the world couldn’t get the Bulldogs a decent look at the rim.

Brutal. Just brutal.

But this is the new NCAA landscape. The big teams balance the pitfalls of one-and-dones, agents, hangers-on and all the mess that comes with highly recruited athletes while the so-called smaller schools pick up guys with a chip on their shoulder, guys that hang around for four years and turn into grown men – and pretty good college basketball players.

This isn’t changing.

Of course, the pending NBA lockout – and it’s coming – will return college basketball to its top-heavy roots next season. Most of the guys who would turn pro in normal years may think twice with a work stoppage coming. That means even more McDonald’s All-Americans on teams like Carolina, Texas and Kentucky next season.

But, once the NBA gets its house in order, things will return to this reality.

Where the little guys can and do win – until they get over-matched with talent in the games that matter most.